Castor Oil...sickeningly good

Saturday, December 30, 2006

That's better.

Rocka Rolla
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Friday Friday Friday, (next Friday the 12th anyway)

We're coming out of hibernation and playing at Iota on January 12th. Lots of new stuff from the big Fantome' project. I'll post up a flyer pic as soon as blogger stops huffing wang.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Crime Fighting

So there's these little bastards that drive around our neighborhood on weekends running their car through piles of leaf bags that have been put on the curb, exploding them and sending megatons of leafs all over the place. When I did the exact same thing in this exact same neighborhood years back, it was of course, hysterical but now I want the perps put to a painfull death.

I was driving home from the chiropractor a little bit ago and these two redneck dudes who live a block away had an old stove out on the curb and were piling leaf bags all around and on top of it. I stopped to say hey and asked what they were doing.

Dude 1 - "It's for them little fuckers that drive through the leaf bags.
Dude 2 - "This'll fucking teach em' a lesson."
Dude 1 - "It's filled with cinder blocks and paint cans."
Both Dudes - "Heh heh heh heh heh heh."
Me - "You dudes should get a medal for your service to the community."
Dude 1 - "Rather get a bag of weed!"
Me - "I hear ya, later dudes!"

I'm heading back out in a bit for a four beer lunch and to survey their handiwork.