See ya later assholes!

Now that I'm upper crust and rolling in the dough who needs the likes of you people? It seems oh lower class minions that I'm a big lucky winner of the $500,000 consultation prize from Netherlands Powerball! I appreciate your friendship and all over the past years of my life, really I do, but you can't begrudge me denying your existence from here on out as I rub shoulders and bump into the Hiltons and Olsenseszz of the world now can you?

Thank the baby jesus for email and Internet Powerball Wheel LOTTO!!!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to contact the Due Process Unit (DPU) to collect my fortune.

Au revoir suckers!

from my inbox -

POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel E-game 2005,
Date: 28th-November-2005
Ref Nr: PBL/CN/7754/CPDear Consolation Prize Winner, CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE.

Europe/America private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors, POWERBALL LOTTO Group International, officially bring to your notice of the final draw result of the 28th November-2005 POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The Netherlands. Most recently this foundation setup the NEW LOTTERY SCHEME to give out prizes based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits. It major aim is to promote music, theater, art, literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science, research, and higher education. We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection ofyour email coupon number which was selected among the 45 lucky consolation prize winners. Your email ID identified with coupon No.PBL4548974321 and was selected by our E-games Random Selection System(ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different email addresses enrolledfor the E-game. Your email ID was included among the 50,000 different email addresses submitted by our partner international email provider companies. You have won a consolation cash prize of US $ 500,000.00(Five hundred thousand US Dollars) only. The POWERBALL LOTTO Group. BV,have approved a payout of your consolation cash prize which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment Agency Board.

Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and provide additional information and processes for the claims of your consultation prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the DPU Information/ file Officer: Mr. Janick Hills who has been assigned to assist you.

Contact E-mail: pbinfolott@netscape.net
TEL:+31-650-892-317
Fax: +31-847-580-560.

Remember,your winning must beclaimed not later than 17-12-05. After this date, claim will be return as unclaim fund. Once again congratulations from all our staffs on your consolation prize winning, we hope you will partake our forthcoming POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel Email-games.

Regards,
Mrs. TheresaPrunk, (Group Coordinator).

Note: It has come to our attention that fraudulent emails are being sent out from the Netherlands by some group of people. These emails are NOT from Powerball -wheel Email-games or the Multi-State Lottery Association. These emails may claim that the recipient has won a prize in Powerball -wheel Email-games or Australian Powerball, theNetherlands Powerball or some other non-existent international version of Powerball. These emails may include our name, our logo and links toa copy of an old Powerball web page as we are working seriously to ensure security on our web page. In accordance with the POWERBALLLOTTO -wheel E-games policy and regulations, this notification is dispatched directly to only the 45 lucky consolation prize Winners.

This notification also contains information that is proprietary,privileged or confidential or otherwise legally exempt from disclosure. If you are not the right recipient whose email address attached to the lucky numbers along with the winning information’s you are not authorized to read, print, retain, copy or disseminate this notice or any part of it.