Castor Oil...sickeningly good

Monday, November 21, 2005

Sucking it

I have lots to say but little time to say it.


Bang your ass with a big can of fruit cocktail and dance the shimmy shimmy dang dang until the lights come on.

Then go to church and beg your daddy for salvation.

I'll be here lighting candles and firing up the bourbon trolley.

I look great.


  • Damn.

    I wrote something like this once.

    By Blogger Phil Rossi, at 4:42 PM  

  • Wherefore art thou, homeo?

    By Blogger jeff, at 12:54 PM  

  • Bed time stories from Augusta...maybe?

    I became fat in under 5 days...

    I'm amazing.

    By Blogger Phil Rossi, at 1:38 PM  

  • The cure for what ails you: Vitamin B at the Ashburn Brew Pub. Saturday? Just don't call it a date or Castor will flip.

    By Blogger jeff, at 4:20 PM  

  • A...rendez vous?

    By Blogger Phil Rossi, at 11:10 AM  

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