Give to us your young

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Oh I know, by Congressional decree please welcome the new Panda cub, RONALD REAGAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and your first born sons shall heretofore be known as Ronald Reagan. The following shall also be renamed Ronald Reagan:

Bomb Pops
Astroglide
Ten gallon hats
Ron Jeremy
Front loading toaster ovens
France
Miniature Golf
Lampshades
Throwing Stars
Heather(s) Thomas and Locklear posters from the 80's
Manute Bol
The LeCar
Lance Armstrong's (good) testicle
Jell-O
The Kingdom of Heaven
Orange Julius (all flavors, not just orange)
Nancy's buttplug
Jesus
Pit Bull Terriers
Pokemon (all)
Hot Pockets (all flavors)
The United States of America (and territories)

109TH CONGRESS
1ST SESSION H. R. 3525
To redesignate the street in the District of Columbia known as 16th Street Northwest as ‘‘Ronald Reagan Boulevard’’.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
JULY 28, 2005
Mr. BONILLA introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Government Reform

A BILL
To redesignate the street in the District of Columbia known as 16th Street Northwest as ‘‘Ronald Reagan Boulevard’’. Be it enacted by the Senate and House 1 of Representa2
tives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. DESIGNATION.
The street in the District of Columbia known as 16th Street Northwest shall be known and designated as ‘‘Ronald Reagan Boulevard’’.

SEC. 2. REFERENCES.
Any reference in a law, map, regulation, document, paper, or other record of the United States or the District of Columbia to the street referred to in section shall be deemed to be a reference to ‘‘ Ronald Reagan Boulevard"