Castor Oil...sickeningly good

Monday, July 25, 2005

Vibrant, a nice word for scary

Tom Davis takes being a fucking windbag to new levels. Talking about easing the citizenship regulations on illegal immigrants from El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras:

"My [northern Virginia] district is home to many of these men, women and children -- hard-working, taxpaying, long-term residents who help make our communities vibrant places to live, work and raise a family," said Davis.

Yeah I bet old Tom feels right at home shopping with the Southside Locos at Springfield Mall and doesn't fear for his lily-white ass when walking by a drunken group of day laborers in front of the local 7-11. What a cock, I hope he gets mowed down by a hooptie with no brakes being driven by a "vibrant" uninsured and unlicensed motorist. I'd love to see his buoyant look of vibrancy when his daughter brings home her boyfriend Nestor, or "el perro loco" to his friends, and gushes to her padre' about Nestor's machete collection. I'm totally sure he wouldn't have a problem with that at all.
I prefer it when Tom addresses larger national issues like making Mark McGwire cry and supporting resolutions to change the congressional menu to read "Freedom Fries". You know, issues of real importance to his vibrant, uneducated, illegal and pretty hopeless constituency.
Oh if I sound bitter maybe its because I have a new MS-13 tag to go scrub off the stop sign on the corner. You should see it, it's very vibrant.


Go Tom go!

9 Comments:

  • I'm easily the most conservative of Castor's friends. I think Bush is too liberal. However, couldn't agree more with him on Davis. Especially those stupid steriod hearings. Kids don't take steriods because Mark McGwire does, they do because Mommy and Daddy don't explain the ramifications well enough. Castor for House of Rep? He has my vote.

    By Anonymous CastorFratFriend, at 6:27 PM  

  • Is it coming up on re-election time? Does Rep. Davis need the hispanic vote? I just finished a book by Zell Miller on how the Democratic party is selling out on Americans, could it be that the Grand Old Party is too?

    Do you want me to call the contractor so we can turn our little piece of Northern Virginia into a gated community. We could turn the curve into a bastilion of peace and love, plus if there is wall across road we wouldn't have to worry about speeders....

    By Anonymous Bully, at 7:08 AM  

  • You could add embedded busted glass to the top of your wall and give that nice Central American touch. MS-13 would love it, I'm sure.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:24 AM  

  • Maybe I could ask John Negroponte who he uses as a designer at the School of the Americas...

    "Sylvan did a fabulous job with the rape rooms and her color schemes brought the torture equipment simply to life!!!"

    Another Tom Davis is a dick note...remember when he basically threatened MLB's anti-trust exemption if they sold the Nats to a group that included George Soros. Classy.

    By Blogger Castor OiL, at 12:13 PM  

  • Fuck Tom Davis. Castor for PRESIDENT.

    By Blogger professor wes, at 1:11 PM  

  • Now that's the kind of adoration for me this country needs more of!!

    By Blogger Castor OiL, at 1:39 PM  

  • Fuck Castor, CASTOR'S HAIR for President!!!!!!

    By Anonymous bully, at 3:00 PM  

  • YEAH!!

    Super Coiffe in 2008

    By Blogger Castor OiL, at 3:45 PM  

  • This current generation of gang members are not too intelligent and they often frustrate the older senior members with lack of maturity along with the tendency to commit retarded crimes which often serve no purpose which does not benefit the gang.

    Race may be a factor now but it was not back in the day. Let me remind you that MS-13 started out as one large crew of metalheads who worshipped bands such as IRON MAIDEN. Long hair and black metal t-shirts was the wardrobe of choice.

    JUDAS PRIEST, MEGADETH, SLAYER, AC/DC, BLACK SABBATH, IRON MAIDEN, METALLICA, MOTLEY CRUE etc.....

    The original members all knew good music and they all knew how to rock! I remember back when over 100+ members would always hang out beside a local 7/11 convenience store in Alexandria. Their topic of conversation on one particular evening happened to be "who is BRETT MICHAELS banging?"

    Looking back now I sure do miss the good old days. I would not be surprised if all of the Springfield Mall Latino thugs and wannabe thugs even know who MOTLEY CRUE is. Yes sadly things have reached that point by now.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 AM  

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