I'm sick as hell

Off to the parentals with a nasty head cold and a chest full of snot. We'll see how four
Dayquil capsules and too many of my pops' ultra-strength Bloody Mary's treat me. Probably not well. I guess I could go over there and not drink.

Nope.

Not an option.

I'll just use the celery stalk to wipe the snot off of my shirt.

Now playing - "6 Empty Bottles" by the Royal Court of China.