His underwear is worthless and weak

I saw a story on the DCeiver site today about a 41 year old woman banging a trophy off the head of a 14 year old cheerleader during a brawl that broke out at a Pom-Pom competition.

Sigh…………..

I mean really, how am I supposed to compete comedically with the maniacs that are out there doing crazy shit like that all day every damn day? It’s impossible. I could write a zillion stories about the Bush family and their ball-gag escapades or stupid Bros manhandling each other in a homo-erotic, wall of Marshall amps driven mating ritual but can that stand up to a Pom-Pom- brawl?

I think FUCKING not bro.


I’m starting to figure out why most blogs are just a bunch of links to other sites and a bit of commentary. True life offers so much juicy ridiculousness why even bother trying to top it? Just the other day the guy across the street was hanging up his laundry to dry on the line and YELLING AT IT! Not like a shirt fell off and he cursed his confounded luck. He was having an extended screamo fest with his wet clothing. Other than that he really seems pretty harmless…..a little odd…..keeps to himself…..quiet…..

Great, I have the it puts the lotion in the basket guy living across the street. I hope when he decides to murder me and make me into a pasty skin colored mini-dress that he makes it quick and wears a clean clown suit. I do hate me some germs.