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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The big finish

Friday night at TT Reynolds in Fairfax, VA., is the last show for the Pharmacy Prophets with our guitarist and founding member, Wesley. We'll continue on without him of course and think it's fitting that Wes go down in history with a spectacular onstage death to close out his time with the band.

Please don't tip Wes off to our plans, we want it to be a surprise.

So far we are considering:

1 - Blowing him up onstage with plastic explosives.
2 - Rolling in a tank of alligators and pushing him in after the last song.
3 - Watching in awe as he ascends to the kingdom of heaven and eternal life.
4 - Hiring a gang of meth addicted transvestites to pummel him to death with nightsticks.
5 - Having a wee person dressed up like a wooden match spray him with kerosene and then set him ablaze at the end of the last song. While the last notes ring out he can writhe around on the stage all en fuego.
6 - Covering his guitar with honey and unleashing a swarm of rabid fruit bats to eat his flesh off.

Please comment with any other great ideas and come out on Friday to see which one is the winner winner chicken dinner.

3 Comments:

  • I think Philito and you should break out a Helen Reddy arangement and watch Wes head explode.

    By Anonymous Bully, at 7:04 AM  

  • Having attained a sack of feral cats, you should dump a bucket of tuna on him, let the cat(s) out of the bag, and you guessed it...death by pussy....

    By Anonymous Felix, at 8:22 AM  

  • Fire. Fire. FIRE!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:07 AM  

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