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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The sands of time

I was reading about the Ted Nugent speech at the NRA rally for my man tom Delay and trying to reconcile the idiotic cracker douche up on that stage with the rock star Wango Tango Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Nuge from the 70's. That guy used to sell out stadiums and now he's a whacky ass shill for Tom Delay and Wayne LaPierre? He was always an idiot with the loincloths and flaming arrows and crap but idiocy is not necesarrily a preventitive to coolness......just look at Ringo Starr! But with the Nuge and others of his ilk how can one's star fall so far? How the hell does that happen?

It led me to think about about folks that have aged well and those that have not. I'll compile a list of those that have done the aging thing with aplomb and those that have just become pretty fucking pathetic. I'll attempt to categorize them together but please don't get too persnikcety about it. It's really, really late (early when you read this), and my head is buzzing from a really long band practice and some really good beers. Now on to the show; please feel free to comment and whine and kvetch if you disagree or be really brilliant and on top of your game if you think I'm dead on .

Aged well vs Not Aged Well

Rob Halford vs. Ted Nugent
Tom Brokaw vs. Dan Rather
Nikki Sixx vs. Vince Neil
Tracii Lords vs. Anna Nicole Smith
Me vs. My Brother
Bono vs. David Lee Roth
Jason Bateman vs. Kirk Cameron
Jon Stewart vs. Dennis Miller
Al Michaels vs. Marv Albert
Paula Abdul vs. Arsenio
Jimmy Carter vs. Gerald Ford
Keith Richards vs, Eric Clapton
Kim Jong Il vs. Saddam Hussein
Busta Rhymes vs. Coolio
Pele vs. Diego Maradonna
Clint Eastwood vs. Robert Redford
HBO vs. Showtime
Zombies vs. Vampires
Mary Kate vs. Ashley
Bruce Springsteen vs. Rod Stewart
Cher vs. Cher
The NFL vs. MLB
Harrison Ford vs. Michael Douglas
Sugar Ray Leonard vs. Mike Tyson
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone
The entire world vs. Michael Jackson

5 Comments:

  • Lindsey Lohan vs. Tara Reid

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 AM  

  • Isn't the jury still out on LL? She may yet fall down the skank hole.

    How about:
    Dead Beatles vs. Living Beatles
    (actually that's not nice, I do like Paul and Ringo)

    How about:
    That other fag from WHAM! vs. George Michael
    (or did I get the order wrong?)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:38 AM  

  • Your brother has aged much better than you.

    By Anonymous Castor Frat Friend, at 12:22 PM  

  • You're just jealous of my hairline and streamlined calf muscles.

    It's SO obvious.

    By Blogger Castor OiL, at 12:33 PM  

  • Anna Nicole Smith looks awesome now, are you on crack?

    also, the Keith Richards and Eric Clapton thing was a joke, right? Keith is a freaking mess!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:59 PM  

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