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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Saddle up Buckaroo, it's time for George Allen's Hoedown!!!

According to the Devil worshipping liberal elite mainstream media (probably the service of Satan) Mark Foley donated $2,000 to George Allen's campaign. I did some research and found that If he put it towards attending George Allen's Hoedown! him and three friends could have been "Buckaroos"!!!! For another $500 he could have been a "COW BOSS!!!!"

I wonder if he's still invited? Do they serve non-alcoholic beverages to the Buckaroos and El Ranchero Grande's at a Hoedown? I assume so since they're all so down with those traditional Christian values and moral terpitude. Early to bed and early to rise and all that....

Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit

Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…

Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha

Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep

Don't forget to say your prayers!!!!!!


  • bo dude, where you at? LOL. OMFG teh ghey.


    Can't make this stuff up.

    By Blogger Black Ribbons, at 3:57 PM  

  • HTF can you be too tired to masturbate? I don't believe that, it's obviously a Democratic plant. Why do you hate America??

    By Blogger Prof Wes, at 12:48 PM  

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