Castor Oil...sickeningly good

Thursday, December 15, 2005

You may fire when ready


In just about two hours I will be getting lasers shot into my eyeballs so that I can achieve wholly unheard of levels of attractiveness by never having to wear full-time eyeglassess again.

I just can't wait till the doctor asks if I'm all set so I can look at him and in a fantastic Grand Moff Tarkin voice intone -

YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY!!!

After that it's sit back, get sexy and head home to ingest prescription painkillers.

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