You may fire when ready

In just about two hours I will be getting lasers shot into my eyeballs so that I can achieve wholly unheard of levels of attractiveness by never having to wear full-time eyeglassess again.
I just can't wait till the doctor asks if I'm all set so I can look at him and in a fantastic Grand Moff Tarkin voice intone -
YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY!!!
After that it's sit back, get sexy and head home to ingest prescription painkillers.
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Nothing says Christmas like painkillers.
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Washington Cube, at 12:29 PM
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