Skeletons....on my table.
We went to buy flip-flops at noon.
13 hours later.......Five grand later......Good lord...
1.75 liters of Tequilia.......and mixers and other assorted nonsense. I'm going to pay for this later...good lord. Billy says to say hello, the Mrs. has hit the hay. My fingers are losing dexterity. All is well. I do have a swanky sofa so I have that going for me...
So fuck off.
Haha.
8 Comments:
dood, drinking lots of alcohol is so very cool. Bragging about it is so very High School.
By Anonymous, at 10:47 AM
What is with this high school theme? Maybe I should invest in a letter jacket.
By Castor OiL, at 11:05 AM
the theme, sport-o, is valid because you have the High School drinking mentality. I wish I could be cool and drink lots of alcohol so people would think I were cool
By Anonymous, at 12:25 PM
Sport-o? Good one. Very Bender from the Breakfast Club. I like that.
"I wish I could be cool and drink lots of alcohol so people would think I were cool."
Haha.
By Castor OiL, at 12:34 PM
glad you picked up on the reference, needledick
By Anonymous, at 6:31 PM
This is fantastic. I'm being chastised by some dork quoting Bender from the Breakfast Club. What's next, Sixteen Candles "No more yanky my wanky Castor Oil big fool"? Or perhaps a line from Ducky in Pretty in Pink, "Castor Oil isn't a name it's an appliance!"
By Castor OiL, at 6:57 AM
Castor, you're normally a funny dude but your last post was laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
By Anonymous, at 6:29 AM
If you're talking about that last comment I agree. Definitely "D" grade gray hamburger meat variety comedy.
My apologies.
By Castor OiL, at 7:18 AM
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