Giving the dog a bone
Last night I was having a leisurely beer at the Galaxy Hut listening to and thoroughly enjoying some AC/DC when two guys in track jackets sat down at the bar. Giving the dog a bone starts playing....
Guy 1 - "What is this shit?"
Guy 2 - "I think it's Jet, that band sucks." ::waves hand at bartender::
Guy 2 - "Hey, can you put on some different tunes...this is pretty bad."
Bartender - "No."
Guy 1 - "What a dick"
I never have a 10 gallon container of kerosene and a flamethrower handy when I need them.
Guy 1 - "What is this shit?"
Guy 2 - "I think it's Jet, that band sucks." ::waves hand at bartender::
Guy 2 - "Hey, can you put on some different tunes...this is pretty bad."
Bartender - "No."
Guy 1 - "What a dick"
I never have a 10 gallon container of kerosene and a flamethrower handy when I need them.
posted by Castor OiL at
10:35 AM
8 Comments:
Dude! When in doubt go for a Begby style pint glass shanking...(a la Trainspotting)...
By
tideliar, at 10:48 AM
the invasion continues
By
notionsUnlimited, at 9:01 AM
I prefer the Golden Tee machine shanking.
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Phil Rossi, at 11:29 AM
I can just see 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' playing on the jukebox, and some hipsters saying, "This new Interpool really sucks."
By
Anonymous, at 1:43 PM
What high school do you attend?
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Patrick J. Fitzgerald, at 10:16 AM
Burn.....BURN!!!! High school, damn you got me. That's hot material right there.
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Castor OiL, at 10:31 AM
Is CatCiao one of the player haters?
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Anonymous, at 2:59 PM
He/she has a spinning chrome tire rim (a-heh) as his personal symbol so I'm thinking it's quite possible. No factual evidence that he/she lives with his/her mother though so I can't really say one way or the other.
Mr./Mz. Ciao, would you care to clear up the confusion?
By
Castor OiL, at 3:40 PM
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