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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

MACACA!


First off, what is a Macaca? Is it really a French Tunisian racial slur? If so George Allen's madre' being French Tunisian would make that just bad, cest, noi?

Is a Macaca as has been reported a sub-species of monkey? Or are we really to believe Allen's camp that it's a euphemism for mohawk, (yesterday) or go with today's explanation, "I don't know what it meant when I said it three times."

Secondly and in more indirect terms how does an asshole like George Allen Jr. get to spend his whole life NOT getting his can kicked up and down the block for just generally being a douchebag? If I were a redneck Frito Bandito like certain friends of mine who actually grew up on and around horsies I would find his whole urban cowboy get-up and associated routine he's sporting insulting considering he was a rich elitist prick since birth. Somehow I don't think he tended too many fences out at Redskins park when he was growing up.

And on that note, doesn't this whole wannabe a cowboy (R.I.P Joe C.), business have some whiff of a dirty Oedipal diaper to it, what with his pappy being the coach of the Redskins and the fomentor of the Skins/Cowboys rivalry back in lil' Georgies formative years? I can just hear crazy old George Sr., now..........."YOU MAKE ME SICK, YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN LIKE DIRON TALBERT YOU PASTY FACED DOUGHBOY SASSYPANTS!!!! NOW TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS LONE RANGER COSTUME AND DO SOME SIT-UPS!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY YOU MAKE THAT WEIRD SLEEPYEYED MUMBLING GORE KID DOWN THE ROAD LOOK POSITIVELY DYNAMIC. YOU WANT A HORSIE?!??!?!?! HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A HORSE COLLAR TACKLE AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR BIG SOFT HEAD?? HOW ON EARTH COULD A LION OF A MAN LIKE MEHAVE SIRED A LAMB SUCH AS YOU, YOU IN YOUR SILLY BOOTS AND WATERBRAINED WESTERN SHIRT!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD WISH MR. COOKE'S BRATS ON ANYONE BUT LORD DELIVER THEM TO MY DOOR IF THEY'RE THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE TO YOU!!!!"

......storms away....

George Jr., sniffling - "why I'll show you alright, I will be a cowboy when I grow up I will...."

Anyway and in third place; does it speak well of the media when they breathlessly break down the fact that the Macaca in question doesn't have a mohawk, rather he sports a mullet?

Fourthly does the level of complete idiocy shown by a sitting Senator in a state with an exploding immigrant population saying, "Welcome to America and the real State of Virginia", to someone of non-white origin, the only one in the crowd and the "Macaca" in question, entitle him to ride in a special bus to Capitol Hill? Does he put Redskins stickers on his special edition protective kevlar ten gallon hockey helmet in honor of his old man? And this fool is seriously being considered a contender to be the President? Allah have mercy on us all! I guess he can't be any stupider than what we have now, not with a shown ability to breathe on his own.

Fifthly, does anyone else think Joe Lieberman always looks like he just got woken out of a binge drinking induced coma-sleep?

Yours truly,


Liberal elitist tree-hugging socialist supporter of gays burning flags at their wedding ceremonies

Bring it on you facist prog-rocking animals!


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