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Monday, September 12, 2005

Breaking news!!!

"Mike Brown resigns as Director of FEMA"

In the "wow, no shit" file that story resides in you can find these other compelling headlines.

"Drinking bleach is bad for you"
"Coldplay is so boring their music causes herpes to die"
"Doctors discourage patients from sticking broken lightbulbs up their privates"
"Rosie O'Donnell's head is bigger than most peoples asses"
"O.J. really did it!!!!"
"AP Poll - 99% believe that people that think they're cool for drinking P.B.R. are fuckheads"
"George Herbert Walker Bush autopsy reveals brain was size of a cashew"

More later, I have to go read his resignation statement.

You're doing a heck of a job Brownie!!!

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