Know thy tormentor...for he is a real shithead and thus dangerous.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STACK CANS ON TOP OF PRODUCE WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES YOU REMARKABLE ASSHOLE? I HOPE YOU DIE YOU WORTHLESS NON-DOUBLE BAGGING FROZEN ITEMS SO THEY RIP THE BAG AND FALL ALL OVER THE LAWN JACKOFF. YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE AND AN IMCOMPETENT ONE AT THAT.

ummm.....

That felt fellatingly wonderful. I have a huge bruise from a can of Manwich that dropped on my foot. Manwich....it's on the menu daily at the Hung Jury!