Missed Manners

Jiminy fucking Christmas

Someone asked me if I wanted to go to one of those street party type festivals where they have local bands playing and fuckfaced sacks of meat in Tevas walking around bumping into people and I responded with –

“I would rather shove granulated glass into the end of my wang with a #2 pencil”

Now I feel simply rude because no matter the invitation that’s a terrible way to reply. Bad me.
I will do penance by drinking beer and watching TV all night. That will teach me a lesson.